How I got so fancy

Location: my office (Manitowoc Public Library)
Duration: 1m 42s

You're probably wondering if you too, can become fancy like me. Well, here's a dramatization of the events that made me the way I am today. As you can see you don't really have to do anything yourself, los Colombianos malos will do it for you. I don't want to give them a bad rap though, the majority of Colombians I met were the most caring, compassionate people that I've met during my travels.